I can stick my tongue up my nose! I am a disgusting little crocodile. I want to be pri-minister when i grow up!

my favourite words are sweden and oink.

This is Oscar the grouch, probably the best fictional character EVER! He lives in a dustbin, which seems to be extremely big inside in 'elmo in grouchland', probably one of the best little kids films ever. I wish sesame street would come back! I saw this version, i think it's called 'elmo's world' in Canada, but it's nowhere near as wonderful as the old sesame street!
Another of my favourites is the count, with the cool transylvanian accent, and the big nose!
I can stick my tongue up my nose! EEEWWW!
I am a discusting little crocodile! I got the coolest birthday cake, made by my mum! I'm Crocodile-mad!
I like Ikea! It's fresh in swedishy goodness.
I want to eat their Swedish meatballs everyday with ikea gravy! I like hiding in their rug department and riding on their large trolleys! Ikea made me want to go to Sweden. I love the Swedish market. I like swedish sweets.yummy.

canadian national anthom
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O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

canada=heaven!
i love canada!!!

The wonderful adventures of the jolly jack and monsior aintain
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chapter 1

There were once two men named the jolly jack and monsior aintain.
now, let me introduce you to our two heroes, the jolly jack was a jolly fellow, hence his name. there was nothing he liked more than to go for a pint at his favourite pub, the neaky sailor.monsior aintain, on the other hand, was always neatly dressed, from his posh victorian top hat, to his newly polished shoes.he loved to go out to fancy dinner parties with people he'd never met before.monsior aintain would only make friends with upper class citizens whereas the jolly jack, on the other hand, would treasure every soul he met.now, why would such different people share a whole book of adventures toghether? i'll tell you why in the next chapter.

chapter 2

now, it was a miserable day, the sky was an awful blueish grey, and the smokey smell of petrol filled the air, when a bank in a small city named chiswick village was robbed.£ 10,000.00 was taken. the police soon came to investigate, and the only people left at the scene of the crime were the jolly jack and monsior aintain.They were taken to court for their trial, and proved guilty.Their sentance was to work for the rich, yet beautiful lady Alice and lady Rosalyn.the jolly jack then got renamed cod, and monsior aintain was trout. The work was tiresome, and the hours were long, but it was life. they scrubbed toilets, made beds,wore second-hand baggy clothes, and served horrible punishments, such as beatings, and getting soaked outside, whatever the weather, until they could take it no longer.what they did next was so dangerous, so treacherous that i will have to hesitate to tell you.

chapter 3

It was a silent night, lady alice and lady rosalyn were asleep in their beds. cod and trout just ly awake on their rags on the floor.
that was when cod got a rope, and they both escaped out of the window. Then they trotted down the eeiry streets of whitely road.
they went ujp the hill, to the park, where they hid in a barrell.
little did they know, that that very barrell was to be disposed of down the famous, yet dangerous niagra falls!

chapter 4

trout and cod lived in that barrell for two weeks, living on the supplies they had.

i will tell you no more, as i am tired.

We all love donuts!
And homer simpson!

Hey,everybody!Please,observe
my map of Oceania closely,as
it didn't come out very well.
I am a geography freak,which
is why i spent ages drawing this
map.I would suggest that if you
are not at all intrested in the
magnificent beauty of oceania,
then leave. If you are, then stay. I have spent ages finding links
for everything here on this map.I would highly recommend
the websites for micronesia and Kiribati,although the rest are
still very good. Here are the links:
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/destinations/australasia/australia/
for Australia.
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/destinations/pacific/vanuatu/
for vanuatu
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/destinations/pacific/new_caledonia/
for new caledonia
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/destinations/pacific/tahiti_and_french_polynesia/
for french polynesia
http://www.janeresture.com/kirihome/
for Kiribati
http://www.geographia.com/papua-newguinea/
for papua new guinea
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaii
for Hawaii
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/destinations/pacific/solomon_islands/
for the Solomon islands
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/destinations/pacific/fiji/
For Fiji
http://www.visit-micronesia.fm/index_e.html
for the federated states of Micronesia
http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/cq.html
for the northern Mariana islands
http://www.janeresture.com/marshalls/marshalls.htm
For the Marshall Islands

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/natsci/herpetology/act-plan/cacut.htm

hey everybody,I'm back!!!
click on the web adress at the top and
prepare to be amazed at the wonder
of crocodiles!!

my name is Alice and i love crocodiles,don't we all? They are amazing creatures!!!
LINK
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Tetris-here's an addictive game!
just click on the adress at the bottom and prepare to be amazed!!!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/tetris.html